Monday, 15 February 2010

I´m going to set up my own hardware store

It’ll be called “BoatBase” and delivery will be guaranteed beyond 3 weeks or even longer, well come on, that’s good going at 4mph...
 
Here’s an assortment of stock we carry on board, and we don’t pass orders on to any other company. Nor do we follow any orders either…
 
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Spot the pile of towels that need washing in one of these photos, (because I can’t be bothered can’t get at my washer).
 
***BoatBase will not be liable for any screw ups in the delivery process. Items will still be delivered with a smile, even if some are missing. Neither will the proud owner of (whatever) get any guarantees. However there’s a free plunger with every delivery…

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